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crap..

its a shitty trailer for a shitty movie.. its crap stick animation, with scenes of random violence.. its like the story line is: a mental stick guy decides to continously hit people until they bleed, while the people he hits do nothing.. interesting.. maybe u wanna rethink ur storyline

Xaunux responds:

Ok maybe if you fucking read my comment!

ITS A TEASER MEANING "MAYBE" IT WILL GET INTO A MOVIE!

Maybe YOU should rethink what you type newb. If you don't like stick People then WTF are you watching it? Grow up and grow some pubs newb.

shit..

just like ur flash refers to over and over again.. it was just like shit. overdone, not funny... I can see you have some wat of a skill.. make better flashes.

Nazi-Barney responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/292794

sprites are for lazy people who can't animate.

It was above average..

It was better than par, but it wasn't "SIMPLY AMAZING". It had a good story, good sound, and good pics, but it could have been done with a few tweeks. Too many people say this was one of the best things they have seen (if it was i feel bad for them), I'm not saying it wasn't good, im just saying that its too "over rated". But to end positively, it was good, nice job.

Good!

That was freakin hilarious and all but Im pretty sure ive already seen this submitted, how'd it get on front screen after its been on newgrounds for a long time (not actually long time). But it was really good great animation style, kinda lazy in parts (just the way i like it), and not to mention that it was fucking hilarious!

PiGPEN responds:

It was in parts before....now its full-length with a new credits sequence.

Not to mention a game.

Don't bad mouth other authors

Dont put down illwillpress because of the success that has been achieved by the flash cartoons illwillpress has made... it makes you sound like ur retarded.. they make good flashes and to be frank, ur stuff is crap.. =P

TremcladClock responds:

Fucking hypocrite. You say "Don't bad mouth other authors" yet you contradict yourself by wrapping up your review with "Your stuff is crap". Furthermore, Illwill's latest movie was just a single image and a racist rant, on what level is this a "good flash"? And seeing as this movie scored much higher than Illwill's last movie, you contradict yourself once again. Fuck off, don't try and make a statement to emphasize that I'm in the wrong if you're just going to exercise hypocricy, and don't evaluate a movie on it's technical merits when you could never do any better.

review+stupid hoes=dont know jack

I heard that this was reviewed poorly by some, and those people who gave this a zero are fuckin retarded and wouldnt know a good decent piece of flash animation if it crawled up through their assholes causing them to shit blood... and its a good thing im not angry, lol.

wasnt that basically the matrix...

umm, very matrix like, agents, computers, guns, THREE agents, man in trenchcoat, spaceship flying around, police sirens.. very matrixy indeed...

Sythes-of-Death responds:

If thats what you see the matrix as then your film knowlege is very narrow minded...you think the matrix was the very first film to ever use space ships.....computers???.....or even a certain type of clothing.....???
Your very wrong indeed...
But thanks for the vote none the less...

Very GOOD!

Excellent Job on this work of art! Cant wait to see the next one!

Cool!

That was a really good flash, real nice music, and you r so right about ebaumsworld! Neways on a final note, GREAT!

W00t

Man that was f**kin Awesome!! I give u 10 w00ts!! for this dude.. Keep it up!

Im a newby to flash thus I have the name Newbologist

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